Why does a milking...

Q. Why does a milking stool have only three legs?
A. Because the cow has the udder.

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One farmer says to ...

One farmer says to another farmer that he had to shoot one of his cows? "Was it mad?" asks the other farmer. The farmer replies "Well it wasn`t very happy about it".

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What do you call a grumpy cow?

Q: What do you call a grumpy cow?

A. Moo-dy

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The devout cowboy lost ...

The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on therange.Three weeks later, a cow walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn`t believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the cow`s mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, ?It`s a miracle!??Not really,? said the cow. ?Your name is written inside the cover.?

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One day two cows ...

One day two cows were chatting over the fence between their two fields. The first cow said, "I`m telling you, this mad cow disease is getting pretty scary! I`ve heard it`s spreading so fast that it`s already on Farmer Rubin`s land just down the road!"The second cow replied, "So what? It doesn`t affect us chickens!"